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Allusionist 150 The Egg's Warning transcript

March 5, 2022 The Allusionist
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KEITH KAHN-HARRIS: So let's explain what a Kinder Surprise egg is in the first place.
HZ: Yeah. It's slightly bigger than a hen's egg.
KEITH KAHN-HARRIS: It's a foil wrapped chocolate egg, and it has an outer chocolate layer.
HZ: I'm peeling off the foil, which is white and orange. And then we have the chocolate egg in two parts. I’m trying to split it without too much incident. And then inside that is a yellow capsule. And then inside the capsule:
KEITH KAHN-HARRIS: It's a self-assembly toy.
HZ: It's a self-assembly toy. Let's not get distracted by that, because that's not even the true prize, is it?
KEITH KAHN-HARRIS: No, exactly. And you'll find at least two pieces of paper. Now, one of them is a sort of a picture showing how to assemble the toy.
HZ: That's right. And then the other one, which I don't know if I've ever even paid attention to before...
KEITH KAHN-HARRIS: It's got the warning message, and it is in a literally dozens of languages on this tiny piece of paper.

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In transcript Tags words, language, linguistics, society & culture, arts, etymology, lexicon, vocabulary, Helen Zaltzman, Kinder Egg, Kinder Surprise, warnings, messages, toys, confectionary, Ferrero, chocolate, candy, Keith Kahn Harris, multilingual, Europe, European, Kinder Joy, laws, FDA, errors, typesetting, diacritics, tilde, macron, ligatures, æ, warning, exciton

Allusionist 133 Cake Is Mightier Than The Sword transcript

March 26, 2021 The Allusionist
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JUAN PALACIOS: So as a funny, but actually as a political comment, a political statement, they start naming the pastries with these names. Who would they attack? The police; the army; the church: the structures of power that they were trying to take down. Hence the names. It's funny but it was more than that. It's a political statement.
MADI LANG: It really characterizes the people. Because I don't think they thought they were going to start a revolution. They were just being kind of disrespectful in a very open, normal way, like, what if instead of calling it pizza they called it "the fuck you"?

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In transcript Tags words, language, linguistics, education, comedy, entertainment, society & culture, arts, literature, etymology, lexicon, vocabulary, Argentina, Buenos Aires, 19th century, history, politics, cake, pastries, pastry, treats, anarchy, protest, unions, strikes, industrial action, graham crackers, Sylvester Graham, Shirley Temple, eponyms, pineapples, food, drink, freedom fries, french fries, dachshunds, sauerkraut, World War One, First World War, Iraq War, USA, UK, France, French, Paris, law, facturas, cueca virada, ganache, fedora, Taiwan, Arnold Palmer, John Daly, Bob Ney, Walter B Jones, Ettore Mattei, Errico Malatesta, Paul Siraudin, Victorien Sardou, playwrights, confectionary, police, cops, law enforcement, vigilante, cañoncitas, libritos, bolas de fraile, priest’s balls, borborygmus
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