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Tranquillusionist: Home and Garden

August 28, 2020 The Allusionist
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This is the Tranquillusionist, in which I, Helen Zaltzman, quell anxiety and calm brain frenzies by replacing your interior monologue with words detached from significance. In this case: the list of HGTV original programming, and lawnmower adverts from before I was born.

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This is the Tranquillusionist, in which I, Helen Zaltzman, quell anxiety and calm brain frenzies by replacing your interior monologue with words detached from significance. In this case: the list of HGTV original programming, and lawnmower adverts from before I was born. (See downpost for a gallery of those.)

There are several other Tranquillusionists; hear them at theallusionist.org/tranquillusionist.

RELATED CONTENT:

  • I found this episode of Citations Needed really interesting, about HGTV and gentrification.

  • We recently covered the history of lawns and lawnmowers on Answer Me This episode 388.

  • This year is the 20th anniversary of the Shed of the Year contest - results will be out soon!

  • The always lovely podcast Anthropocene Reviewed reviewed a common strain of grass.

YOUR RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
urticate

dictionary definition of urticate

CREDITS:

  • This episode was written and produced by me, Helen Zaltzman.

  • The original music is composed by Martin Austwick. Download his songs at palebirdmusic.com and hear more of his composition on the new science podcast for kids Maddie’s Sound Explorers.

  • Find the show at twitter.com/allusionistshow, facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/helenzaltzman and instagram.com/allusionistshow.

Back in two weeks with a normal, non-tranquil episode - HZ

Check out some lawnmower ads:

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