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Tranquillusionist: Australia's Big Things

July 19, 2022 The Allusionist

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This is the Tranquillusionist, in which I, Helen Zaltzman, say a load of deliberately boring words to distract your interior monologue from whatever dystopian stew it is in. Today: a list of the Big Things of Australia.

The Allusionist is on tour in Australia with the new live show Your Name Here, all about eponyms. Before you get too tranquil, visit theallusionist.org/events for dates and tickets to the remaining shows in Australia and the upcoming ones in Aotearoa New Zealand. Hurry!!

OK, back to tranqullity.

EXTRA MATERIALS:

  • It was surprisingly difficult to compile the list of Big Things - I couldn’t find a definitive one. Useful resources were bigthingsofaustralia.com, myrigadventures.com, thistravellife.com and Max Grenkowitz.

  • Relative sizes of the Big Things.

  • Go on a Big Things road trip!

  • For a gallery of some of the Big Things I have encountered, scroll down to the bottom of this post.

  • Want to soothe yourself with more Tranquillusionists, about salad, champion dogs, lawnmowers and more? They are down your podfeed and collected at theallusionist.org/tranquillusionist.

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Seriously though, Australians and Aotearoa New Zealanders: waste no time, the tour is now, so get to theallusionist.org/events!

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Seriously though, Australians and Aotearoa New Zealanders: waste no time, the tour is now, so get to theallusionist.org/events! 🥳 Seriously though, Australians and Aotearoa New Zealanders: waste no time, the tour is now, so get to theallusionist.org/events! 🥳

CREDITS:

  • The original music is composed by Martin Austwick. Download his songs at palebirdmusic.com and listen to his podcasts Song By Song and Neutrino Watch.

  • This episode was written and produced by me, Helen Zaltzman.

  • Find the show at twitter.com/allusionistshow, facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/helenzaltzman and instagram.com/allusionistshow.

Back in the first week of August 2022 with a new non-tranquil episode - HZ.

The Giant Koala
The Giant Koala
The Big Banana
The Big Banana
 “This 14-metre high koala was created on site in cold cast bronze by internationally renowned sculptor Ben Van Zetten. This project was completed in 1988. The complex includes a restaurant and tea gardens.”

“This 14-metre high koala was created on site in cold cast bronze by internationally renowned sculptor Ben Van Zetten. This project was completed in 1988. The complex includes a restaurant and tea gardens.”

The Big Merino
The Big Merino
The Big Octopus
The Big Octopus
The Big Pigeon
The Big Pigeon
The Big Potato
The Big Potato
The Big Powerful Owl: front
The Big Powerful Owl: front
The Big Powerful Owl: back
The Big Powerful Owl: back
The Big Prawn
The Big Prawn
The Big Purse
The Big Purse
The Giant Koala The Big Banana  “This 14-metre high koala was created on site in cold cast bronze by internationally renowned sculptor Ben Van Zetten. This project was completed in 1988. The complex includes a restaurant and tea gardens.” The Big Merino The Big Octopus The Big Pigeon The Big Potato The Big Powerful Owl: front The Big Powerful Owl: back The Big Prawn The Big Purse
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