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Allusionist 130. Valentine

February 14, 2021 The Allusionist
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St Valentine's name may nowadays be all over the romance-related merch for 14 February, but he was also the patron saint of beekeepers, epilepsy and plagues. Let's get to know this multi-hyphenate saint a bit better.

All the information in this episode is real, even though it sounds like it's not.

FURTHER INFORMATION:

  •  What a combo of Valentine attributes: pilgrims wore erotic badges to protect them from infection.

  • Ha, wow, Vinegar Valentines: “In the early 19th century, the celebration of Valentine’s Day was a common thing among the upper classes of British society: many young people of the time already considered the practice obsolete, so they decided to send insult card instead of the usual greeting cards.”

  • Where did the term ‘the birds and the bees’ come from?

  • About Februa.

  • About Lupercalia.

  • Valentine as patron saint of epilepsy.

  • “Is St Corona really the patron saint of plagues?”

  • St Agatha’s breasts, immortalised as cakes.

  • Friend-of-the-pod Avery Trufelman hosts The Cut podcast, and this episode is about loving your friends.

  • “How 1970s VCR dating paved the way for Tinder and Hinge.”

  • Saints died in so many really horrible ways.

More listening matter related to this: WLTM parts 1 and 2 about dating profiles; and the Sanctuary episode is saints-related. Also, some of my finest work is reading Monday Pounds Me In The Butt on Chuck Tingle’s podcast. It’s some very existential erotica.

YOUR RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
rhyton

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CREDITS:

  • This episode was written, performed and produced by me, Helen Zaltzman.

  • The original Allusionist music is by Martin Austwick. Download his songs at palebirdmusic.com and hear more of his composition on the science podcast for kids Maddie’s Sound Explorers.

  • Find the show at twitter.com/allusionistshow, facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/helenzaltzman and instagram.com/allusionistshow.

  • If you’re able and inclined to support the show, become a patron at patreon.com/allusionist.

Back in a couple of weeks with a new episode. Happy Valentine’s Day to all you beekeepers out there. - HZ

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